A Dirty Job - Christopher Moore
This book could have been so good but the liberal use of f-bombs and incessant cries for the main character to get laid made the book read like it was for a pre-pubescent male. I just couldn't finish it even though I wanted to know how the actual plot wrapped up. When the main character started to have sex in an alley with a dark creature that might kill him before, during or after the sex, I gave up.